Thursday, February 12, 2009

Ice Cream Scandal

Lol! I wrote this for school...


TO: Mrs. Slack
FROM: Erik Slack
DATE: 02/12/09
SUBJECT: Letter of Apology (Ice Cream Scandal)



Dear Mother of Six Children Including Me,

I am writing this letter to make things right again between us. You probably haven't noticed yet, but I ate most of the chocolate mint ice cream that Nana had set aside for you, and to make things worse, I had it for breakfast. I figured you might just forget about the ice cream or when you found that it was missing, you would have assumed that you had already eaten it, I intended to keep the fact that I ate it hidden from you. Since then I've realized that my actions were dishonest and shameful, and I apologize. I have broken your trust, and in that lies the grievous sin. I seek to fully repay you for my misdeed, therefore I will buy you a whole new container of chocolate mint ice cream just for you next time I am able to get to the store. Please let me know if there is anything else that I can do for you. Thank you for always being there for me when I'm in a tough spot and for taking care of me for these past 17 years. I love you dearly.

Forever Your Son,




Erik S.

3 comments:

L.C.B. said...

I have to say, that probably just made my day.

Anonymous said...

LOL Erik, that is so sweet! (Now stop being such a kiss-up, or Mom is going to love you better than the rest of us!) ;)

Erik S. said...

HAhahaha!